Give It Your Everything


My name is Alli and I get v excited about things

Ask me stuff!

sandersstudies:

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

kingscrown666:

whatsupbeanie:

That one time we got accidentally locked out of the house. I remember that FOR ME it was a fun adventure!

THIS IS ADORABLE

californiadreamboy:

great-tweets:

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AND NOW I WILL TOO

My soul is cleansed

firebirdscratches:
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firebirdscratches:

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suspicious-glitter:

computer-juice:

computer-juice:

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If anyone was ever curious, this is what it’s like working a customer service job.

tvmusiclife:

tvmusiclife:

Georgia & Pennsylvania doing THAT

I’m glad I could bring a good laugh to everyone with my shitpost while we all wait 300 years for the election results 🥴

johanrapper:

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

simonalkenmayer:

callmebliss:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ok but we gotta talk more about vintage halloween costumes, we GOTTA

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ESPECIALLY the diy ones. back before costumes were mass-manufactured, people were left to their own devices and shit got WILD.

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It was an absolute free-for-all. back before you could buy a batman mask in a drug store for $5, people really just did whatever

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and it was FABULOUS

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bonus points to these early commercialization attempts. yes that is a batman dress

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anyway there is a basic human drive to wear weird-ass clothing and we should incorporate this shamelessness into our daily lives. only the most meagre of social laws prevent you from dunking yourself in body glitter and wearing a cape & pointy hat to the grocery story on a regular basis. revise your life accordingly.

is that one lady dressed as calculus

I had a clown costume like those up there. Orange and black, orange poms on the hat.

thejoanglebook-deactivated20210:

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army-of-mai-lovers:

pooklet:

not-safe-for-democracy:

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Please be vigilant about your vote, especially so in battleground states like Florida and Georgia with Republican governors who have explicitly shown that they have no compunction about suppressing the vote.

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Even if you’re in a historically liberal state, track your ballot. I cannot stress this enough.

[ID: screenshot of a headline that reads “Report: Florida Rejecting Ballots of Black and Hispanic Voters At Over Twice the Rate of White Voters” followed by text that reads “Voters can correct mistakes in the balloting process by sending in a ‘cure affidavit’ which should be sent by their local elections office immediately after a ballot is rejected. The deadline for an elections office to receive a cure affidavit is 5 pm on Nov. 5, two days after Election Day”/ End ID]